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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
10:41 pm	Poem by request I want to tell you how much I love my girlfriend I will love her til the world ends I love her more than anything else I love her more than I love myself I love her more than chips and beer She's the person I hold most dear I love her more than I love corn (and I really like corn) I love her enough to not watch porn I love how she smiles when I make her happy She can cheer me up when my day's been crappy I love my baby more than anything Maybe someday I'll buy her a ring (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
7:34 pm	sorry yeah i'm too lazy to write something long right now. so i'll make it simple. i picked up the new 30STM cd yesterday and it kicks ass. i've gone to every class i've had so far this semester. be proud of me. i'm trying to find a new job. if you know anybody who's hiring please let me know. and lastly, but not least, i'm coming down to tucson tomorrow. anybody who wants to see me just gimme a call. later everybody. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Daniel Tosh (5 Comments |Comment on this)
3:38 pm	*groan* i feel like shit, but i'm leaving for class in like 10 minutes anyway. maybe i'll update later. ya know, for the whole two people who care. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
4:38 pm	yes dear i could write an extremely long entry about stuff that has happened since my last update. but i won't. one, because i'm lazy. and two, because i can't remember most of it. i had thursday through saturday off from work. so thursday night PJ and I got high in preparation for the charlie and the chocolate factory screening. but some people at my theater who shall go unnamed were screwing around beforehand and got our screening taken away. so i woke up early friday morning and drove josh, annie, and pj to deer valley to see the earliest show on the imax. it wasn't worth it. i like the capri better. afterwards pj and i went over to my dad's to get fear and loathing in las vegas since we had been wanting to watch it for like three days. then we went back to his house and played grand theft auto for a while. then we brought out the mgd, the wild turkey, and the rum. we got drunk and watched fear and loathing. saturday was andy's birthday party. we had it at josh's house. lots of throwing up by lots of people. sunday i closed usher. yesterday i closed usher. last night was fun because the building got hit by lightning and i was outside doing trash when it happened. concrete from the side of the building landed on the sideway less than two feet away from me. then i went back inside to find a hallway full of people because every theater except one on the east side had lost it's movie. so i got to stay for a while and deal with that. then i took jen home and came back to help ben close concession. today i woke up and went to my doctor's appointment at 2. then i went to see annie at work. now i'm sitting at home before i get to close usher for the third day in a row. hopefully i'll be not lazy enough to update again tomorrow. Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: television (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
12:49 am	i need sleep so last night i left my house at 11pm thinking there was gonna be a denney's. i called ben and found out that he, pj, and meghan were leaving jenn and travis' to go pick up cj and three of her friends and then going to bump's house. i had josh b. with me and decided to go up to harkins to get josh w. but when i got there he decided not to come because he had to open box in the morning. he actually closed box with me tonight so he musta made a mistake. so josh b. and i drove all the way from harkins (which is at bell and 32nd) to bump's house (which is at hayden and via de ventura). as soon as i got there pj asked if i could take meghan home. so i drove meghan to her house at 32nd and greenway and back. then i started drinking. around 3:30am pj got a call from travis asking for a ride because he was at chad's house (which is at 35th avenue and beardsley) and needed to go home. so i give pj my keys because i haven't sobered up enough to drive yet. so pj drives to cj's house to drop off cj and kiersten(sp?). but the door is locked and they don't have keys. so they can't get into the house until 6. i call my mom and tell her that pj and i have to hang out with cj and kiersten til 6 and we have to go pick up travis. which she was surprisingly okay with considering i woke her up at 4 in the morning to tell her this. by now i've sobered up and i drive my car back to my house because that's where josh's car is. so josh goes home. then we go to pj's so cj can go to the bathroom and get some ibuprofen. we forgot the ibuprofen. then we just went up to bell and drove for a while hoping we would see travis. around 7th st we stopped at mcdonalds and were their first customer at 5:01am. we found travis sitting at a bus stop around 20th ave. i think. so we scooped him up and took him home. then we went back to pj's to get the girls' stuff and then i took the girls home (12th st. and bell and 9th st. and union hills). i got home a little after 6:30. then i passed out. i woke up at noon, hungover, and had a text message conversation with cj for about two hours, falling asleep in between each text. i woke up again at 3, not as hungover. i was late for work as usual. and now i should be asleep because i have to open concession in the morning. so i hope this satisfies anyone's desires to know what is going on with me. cuz i just lost precious sleep time typing this. Current Mood: tired Current Music: my phone vibrating cuz i'm talking to cj (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
2:09 am	fuck i had a whole long entry typed out but then i accidentally hit something and i lost it. goddammit. i'm too lazy to type it all again. plus i'll probably leave something out. reader's digest version: pj got drunk, ben playfully punched him too hard and cracked his rib, pj and i got really high to the point where pj couldn't feel the pain anymore and then we went to jack in the box. Current Mood: hungry Current Music: fall out boy (on repeat) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
12:38 am	for Alissa i sleep. i play video games. i eat. i play more video games. i eat again. i watch tv. i go back to sleep. repeat a lot of times and that's what i've been doing since my last update. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Dead Poetic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 28th, 2005
3:39 pm	I'm hungry What's today? Thursday? Yeah I think so. I can't keep track of time anymore. I'm so bored. All I do all day is play golf, eat and sleep. Sometimes I don't even eat. Yesterday I didn't sleep. I stayed up all tuesday night writing a paper for Greek Mythology. So I guess I did sleep, cuz as soon as I got back from lunch I passed out. Woke up when Elliot knocked on our door because the wing meeting was in 10 minutes. Then I played golf all evening. Ordered a pizza for myself. Around 2 in the morning we watched Die Hard with a Vengeance. Now I've seen all three. It's about time. I just woke up about half an hour ago when Josh came in after Psychology and asked about the gym. We were supposed to go after class. But since I was asleep I obviously didn't go to class. So we're leaving for the gym in about 20 minutes. I had nothing better to do and I figured I should update before my arms are too sore to move. Current Mood: hungry Current Music: Killswitch Engage, Switchfoot, Avenged Sevenfold, Live (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
11:29 am	Chapter Four I woke up early, after going to bed late. I read the story that I was supposed to have read by class today. I walked all the way over to the ILC. I read the notice on the door saying class was cancelled today. I felt like killing someone. Current Mood: slightly irked Current Music: 311, Abandon Jalopy, AC/DC, Ace of Base (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
9:29 pm	WE WON!!!!!!! (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
4:34 am	Praise for the previous post "Jimmy Gnoe can pull shit out of his ass better than I can." - J.K.Rowling "Not as good as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." - Douglas Adams "Jimmy Gnoe is the shit!" - Jeremy Piven "I am the shit." - Jimmy Gnoe "I didn't need 73 computer spikes to read this story." - Ben Segal "I am the Dark Lord of the Sith reborn. Bow before me. Then read this story." - Darth Revan "This organic meatbag sure knows how to tell a good story. Although I would have preferred more bloodshed." - HK 47 "Beep beep." - T3 M4 (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:43 am	This is what happens when you talk online early in the morning Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. My name is Kevin. I'm happily married to my beautiful wife. Who has an amazing taste in clothing, by the way. There is nothing wrong with her. She is one of the few people left who doesn't have any problems. We have a penguin named Ted. He lives in the fridge, except on special occasions where he watches TV with us or plays a board game or something. Then he sits in the ice box with the beer. I have a pretty good life. But things were not always this good. We've been through some pretty rough times. I'm going to take you to one of those times. A time when our marriage was in jeopardy. A time before Ted knew not to drink the beer in the ice box with him. This is not a story for the faint of heart or the easily confused. So if your mind is firmly based in reality, stop reading now. But if you want a story that can only be described as a soap opera that only Fox would televise, you've come to the right place. Our story begins three months ago. That's when I met my wife. We got along so well that after only two weeks we decided to get married. Well, we got along, and we had an illegitimate penguin. So we figured hey, we'll probably get married someday. We might as well do it now so Ted can grow up in a stable environment. It was a lovely ceremony. It was on a beach with the sun shining brightly and the tide was gently rolling over the sand. I wore pink. My bride wore a tuxedo, cleverly matching the outfit Ted wore. We walked down the aisle, holding an icebox between us. Ted's head was poking out, watching intently as we vowed to honor and cherish one another for as long as we may live. Even my roommate Ben was there. Although, it did take four guys to get him there. Two to carry the couch with him on it, one to carry the TV, and one to carry the Xbox. He just sat in the back and played Knights of the Old Republic throughout the entire ceremony. Afterward we had a reception. It was on the beach too because we didn't want to move Ben again. Everyone congratulated us and gave us lots of presents. Well, except for Adam. He just sat on the couch next to Ben the whole time, looking pissed off. People kept going over and asking Ben what he thought of the ceremony and how he felt about having another roommate now. He wouldn't say a word and never took his eyes off the TV. I had to inform them that he wouldn't respond unless it was during a time when the game was loading a new area. So everything was going great. I considered myself the luckiest man alive. Until about an hour into the reception. It was at this point that Ben stood up abruptly, raised both his arms in the air, and yelled "I finally beat it!" He started walking over to me to tell me congratulations on my wedding, but he only made it two steps before he fell to the ground, clutching at his leg, screaming "pins and needles, pins and needles!" He eventually got up and made it over to me. He shook my hand and we talked for a couple minutes. Then he walked over to the bar. He asked for a vodka martini, but the bartender wouldn't give it to him because he was only 19. So he started waving his hand in the bartender's face, saying "I am Darth Revan, the Dark Lord of the Sith reborn. You will give me a vodka martini...or you will die." This brought the party to an abrupt end. It also led to a few days in a mental hospital for Ben. Two weeks later, the vows had been shot to hell. My wife and I were arguing over everything. She was jealous because I was spending so much time with Ben. Which is ironic, because that was exactly what Ben's ex used to say about me. Anyways, she would leave for days at a time. She'd come home drunk and beat me with Ben's Xbox controllers, which had been taken away from him as part of the recovery process. During her extended absences I had gotten to be pretty close with a girl who lived upstairs: Keira Knightley. She and I decided we wanted to get married, so I dragged my bruise-covered ass to a lawyer's office and filed for divorce. I used the money I had saved up from working at the movie theater to get the best lawyer I knew of: Matt Damon. My wife retaliated by hiring Ben Affleck, but then realized he sucked. So she fired him and hired both Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. Johnny showed up in court wearing a pink sweater and Brad wasn't wearing a shirt at all. This pissed me off because I was wearing the same pink sweater. Plus, I realized Matt didn't stand a chance. So I fired him and hired Gwen Stefani to make my wife even more jealous. However, Gwen and I didn't discuss the case very much if you know what I mean. But it didn't matter because my wife passed out right there in the courtroom after she saw Brad shirtless, and Johnny thought the whole thing was stupid. So he just sat there, smoking his cigarettes, wanting to go back to France. Eventually the judge decided to postpone the hearing because nothing was getting resolved. Brad ran off with Gwen. I performed mouth to mouth on my wife. She woke up, threw her arms around me, and said "my hero." Then we forgot about the divorce idea altogether. Which worked out because Keira ended things with me when she heard about Gwen. So my wife and I just went home and lived happily ever after. You might be wondering where Ted went. Well, we had put him in the ice box when we were getting ready for court. And since we were arguing about one thing or another we forgot to take the beer out. So Ted got fucking shit-faced and also passed out. He awoke the following morning in some dumpster in Connecticut, not remembering how he got there. And then he waddled home to us, found out we weren't getting a divorce, and we all lived happily ever after. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
2:10 pm	they were giving out lobster bibs in the bathroom i woke up about an hour ago. annie stopped by after school because she wanted to say hi. ugh. now i'm just sitting around til about 5 or so when Ben is supposed to call me. it's been almost 2 weeks since the last update. so much has been going on i just forgot to update. but that also means a lot happened that isn't going to get written about. shit shit shit. annie came down to tucson on saturday. we hung out, then she took me home for spring break. actually we didn't even get out of tucson before she pulls over and asks if i want to drive. i was like uh yeah. so i got to drive some freaking weird way because we had to pick up her sister and friends from the renaissance festival. through florence or something. but i missed the junction where i was supposed to turn on the 79, so we got to see the biosphere. actually biosphere 2 i think. whatever. i made it to the festival, then i made it back onto the 60, through tempe, onto the 202, onto the 101, and got everybody home. i was in the fucking car for 4 hours. then i hung out with Ben, PJ, John, Nathan, and other people. we were at North Valley for a while, then we went to Jen and Travis'. we played asshole. nobody really got drunk. we didn't play long enough. cops showed up around 1am to what we guessed was a noise complaint across the cul-de-sac. but needless to say anybody who was buzzed before that was completely sober afterwards. and the beer didn't come back out again. until around 2 the next afternoon at PJ's house. he had a bbq. i had originally told him i couldn't go because i was supposed to go to the renaissance festival that day. but Alissa never called me or replied to my text. actually, i haven't even talked to her in about a week. i told you you'd forget about me. so the bbq was fun. lots of food and we watched full metal jacket. then that night Ben and i had planned on going out with Andy. so the three of us and John went to go see robots. it was better than i expected. but my expectations weren't that high. going outside for a cigarette... last night i had dinner with my dad then we saw hostage. it was pretty good. but it made me think that movies are getting really repetitive these days. you gotta come up with a really original idea to make a good movie these days. after that i met up with Ben and we picked up John. we went to North Valley for the third night in a row. then denny's because we couldn't think of anything better. Chris, the guy who had closed pres and came with us, and i made a bong out of a courtesy cup. of course we didn't have any weed. but it smoked a cigarette pretty good. ask me sometime and i'll tell you how to do it. then i came home and fell asleep to Friends like every night. i'll try and update tonight. if i'm not too tired. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Taking Back Sunday (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
1:28 pm	i've waited so long to hold you in my arms i only have one reason for updating anymore. you better feel special. don't forget about me. i know you have like 5 guys throwing themselves at you, but i'm better and you know it. i let you be mean to me when i know you need someone to vent to or just rip into cuz you're frustrated. i listen. i give advice. damn good advice too. and most importantly, i don't hate other people for stupid reasons. and you know that i'll personally kick anyone's ass who you want me to. i have friends in high places and a big knife. whether they're puny 16 year olds or big mexican guys that can't speak good english, if they hurt you in any way, physically or emotionally, they're on my list. never underestimate me, or it will be the last mistake you ever make (that was directed at the people on my list, not you). i love you. if you choose to remember one thing i've ever said, remember that. if you choose to remember a second thing, remember to always be true to yourself. be fucking selfish. find something that makes you happy and go for it. that's all that matters in life. being happy. and you have an advantage over most people, because you're not ordinary. most people are boring and plain. most people go through life with no passion. this is what makes you better. this is what makes you elite. you are very extraordinary. you have impeccable taste in music and movies. you're by no means boring in any way. and you know it. deep down you know you're better. that's what i want you to know. never settle. don't just take what you can get. keep striving for what you know is better. don't lose that hope. protect it with all your strength. because that's what makes you one of a kind. i'm not sure where that came from. just thoughts taken from bouncing around my head and put online. where only you will read them. it's been a strange few days. it's been a strange few weeks. my life is strange. but i love it. i thrive on the drama. i live to help people. that is what makes me happy. but i don't just help anyone. the majority of human existence is boring and stupid. my friends are not. that is why they are my friends. i am extraordinary. i don't feel arrogant saying it. you can think what you want. you can also go fuck yourself. i don't give a shit about you. the people i surround myself with are extraordinary. they are my world. without the people in my life, i would have nothing. i thank God everyday for Annie and Ben and Alissa and Stefanie and Josh and everybody else. i love you all. i would kill or be killed for any of you. never forget it. never doubt it. no sleep last night. no english this morning. instead i got to walk over the the english depoartment's faculty offices with nathan to discuss our papers with some lady. good news: nobody's getting expelled. i wouldn't have anyway, but nathan could have been. he's just getting dropped from the class. now i have to somehow get myself out of bed every monday, wednesday, and friday morning. this could be interesting. Greek was fun today. i was afraid i was going to fall asleep. well, not afraid so much as just expecting it. but i didn't. i love my teacher. he told the best story ever today. i won't even try to retell it just because i know i'll fuck it up and it won't be nearly as good. after class i met Ben at the union for lunch as usual. except we didn't get lunch. we just came back to the room. i'm past the point of being really hungry to the point where i'm not hungry. that's probably not good. but i'm just about done with this update. so now it's time for sleep. Stefanie - "Do you need to marry inside your own religion?" Kevin - "What do you mean?" Stefanie - "Could you marry someone who wasn't Christian?" Kevin - "Depends on who I fall in love with." Stefanie - "Damn that's a good answer." Just a taste of the early morning random questioning. Current Mood: exfuckinghausted Current Music: The Wallflowers (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 10th, 2005
4:49 pm	sdvkhwbfglg So I'm tired and hungry. But what else is new? I got my MIS homework done this morning before I had to go to Structure of Mind and Behavior. Then I've pretty much been in class til now. I smoked my last cigarette on the way back to the dorm. We'll see how long that lasts. Not much else to say. I just had some free time cuz I have no homework to worry about for the first time in a while. Well actually I have an english paper due next week that I haven't started yet, but we all know I don't do english papers this early. I also have two tests next tuesday that I haven't studied for, but I don't study this early either. So tonight I'm going to begin my little by little catching up with all the movies we've rented and burned but never watched. Food first though. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Ben snoring (1 Comment |Comment on this)
2:04 am	I can't think of a subject.... So this was my afternoon: I did my B AD homework, I went to Best Buy and got a V-Day present for my girlfriend. Then I went to the screening for Constantine. I liked it. It was good, but predictable. And some things didn't make sense. But definitely entertaining. Then I came back to the room and waited for Steffanie to get out of the shower and come over so I could help her with the MIS homework. And now I'm here. That was the Reader's Digest version. Now I'm going to bed so I can go to class again tomorrow. Night everybody. Current Mood: mischievous Current Music: Friends dialogue (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
1:54 pm	How does it feel? I don't have much to say. I just thought it'd been a while since my last update. I'm hella tired cuz Steff was in my room, in my bed, til about 5 this morning. Then I didn't fall asleep til around 9. At least I think I fell asleep. But I woke up, got coffee, and stayed awake in both of my classes. Not only that but I took copious notes in Greek Mythology. I was writing nonstop from 12 to 12:45. If Dr. Solomon said it, it's in my notebook. I'm not sure yet what I got on the test on Monday, but by my educated guess I'd say a B+. So I have to kick the next test's ass to still be on course for an A in the class. Anyways, I have a hell of an afternoon so I'll try and update tonight. Later. Current Mood: sleep-deprived hyper Current Music: I have Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne stuck in my head (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
9:43 pm	I've come here to kill you, won't leave until you die Let's see....what did i do today? Nathan woke me up at 1:30. Quite rudely might I add. But he gave me some of his mail (the February 10th issue of Rolling Stone) so it was all good. Went to Structure of Mind and Behavior at 2. I learned about stereotypes and prototypes and how it's not hard to go from one to the other. The example my teacher used was what we consider a british gentleman: very proper with an accent, nicely dressed, well groomed, sometimes a pipe. She put up a picture and said "this is who i think of when i think of a british gentleman." It was a picture of Anthony Hopkins. She said she always pictured him acting proper and that was a stereotype. And I was like "he eats people!" Then she put up a picture of Billy Idol and said he didn't fit the stereotype at all. I was like "Billy Idol's awesome!" Anyways. Then I hung around cuz my next class is in the same room. I probably didn't have to though, cuz I slept all class. Five minutes in I was out. I woke up at the end of class an hour and 10 minutes later and found a note on top of my crossword puzzle. I hadn't even taken my notebook out. I just found a newspaper on the ground. The note said "morning sunshine." It was from Steph, who was two seats down from me. Then I got up, walked outside, lit up my cigarette, and walked back to the room. I walked in the door, kicked my shoes off, put my keys on my desk, and fell in bed. From there I called Annie. Then I got on my computer and talked to Alissa until Ben was ready to go get food. At the Union we decided to stay and see Shaun of the Dead. Then I came back to the room and took a shower cuz I really needed to. Later tonight there will be tony hawk and laundry. Laundry because I'm going home tomorrow and I can't smell like smoke. I also need to pack (within temptation cd's and johnny depp movies). There I held up my end of the deal. EVERYBODY GO TO MY SITE! The link is in the previous post. Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Avenged Sevenfold (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 31st, 2005
1:55 pm	so...tired... i've been awake for 20 hours. i stayed up all night saturday coding my new geocities site. i've become addicted. i told ben we should have a website where we can share some of our crazy theories and funny conversations. so saturday i registered on geocities. i started coding and completely lost track of time. when i looked at the time on my computer it was 10 sunday morning. apparently i didn't even notice that the sun had come up and was coming through the blinds. i saw the computer screen and nothing else. so i went to bed around 11:30 and woke up at about 6 i think. so there was no way i was falling asleep again anytime soon. plus i had so much more i wanted to put on my site. so i stayed up all night again last night coding. 9 hours straight. that much time looking at HTML will drive you insane. trust me. but i went to both my classes today and stayed awake through both of them. and i did the homework and turned it in too. so my new obssession hasn't totally ruined my academics yet. we'll see if i can stay awake today and fall asleep early tonight so i can go to my 9:30 tomorrow morning. not much else is new. spent my weekend sleeping, playing poker, and coding my site. i'm gonna go see an advisor later. one, because i have to see an advisor before friday to talk about my academic situation after last semester otherwise they'll block my registration for next semester. and two, because walking around outside is more likely to keep me awake than if i just stay in the room. if you feel like visiting my site here's the link: http://www.geocities.com/rectifier315/home.html that's all i have for now. my brain stopped working about an hour ago. Current Mood: can't wait to see you... Current Music: Garden State Soundtrack (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 28th, 2005
3:31 pm	Don't tell me what to do *shakes fist* this might be a little difficult cuz i'm watching sleepy hollow and talking to alissa. but i have to update, because i get yelled at when i don't. so i woke up at 10 this morning. once again, dragged myself out of bed. this time because i went to bed at 8 this morning. so i only got two hours of sleep. this is because i was coding my myspace all night. around 6 i remembered i had homework due today that i had forgotten about. i had planned on doing it after poker last night. but i started coding my site again as soon as i got back to the room. good thing i remembered though. i'm doing a lot better this semester. and everyone who finds that amusing can kiss my ass. what's even more amazing is i stayed awake through english after only two hours of sleep. i'm starting to not like that class. the teacher's starting to annoy me. and then greek was cancelled for reasons i don't know. but whatever. so i turned in my homework like i was supposed to and left. and now it's the weekend. yay! i get to sleep tomorrow, i'm so happy. well i can't think of anything else to write about. so i hope this makes you happy. Current Mood: tired Current Music: sleepy hollow (1 Comment |Comment on this)